Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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