the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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