I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
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His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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