idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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