is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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