what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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