Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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