god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
If its not for food we ain't going out.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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