Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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