Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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