i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
what day is it and did you see me today?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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