OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
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Well I just put wine in my tea
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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