Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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