hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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