pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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