I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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