He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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