Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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