WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I think my moral compass just broke
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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