I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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