I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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