we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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