I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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I need you to use more vowels.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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