Porn is love you can see.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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