he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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