If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
We got so high we made milksteak
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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