Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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