So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
the night ended with taco bell and tears
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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