I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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