Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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