they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
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