so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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