If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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