Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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