not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
You dont lie about slip and slides
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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