She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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