Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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