She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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