There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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