Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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