don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
