Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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