rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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