Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
either way he was missing a nipple.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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