my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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