Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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