If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.