i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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