I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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