Are we in a gay sports bar?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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