I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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