That's intense
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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